15th Aug2004

Nothing But Trollops, Ma’am…

by Will

So, this old lady comes in the store the other day and asks, “Do you have ladies’ slips here?”

“No, ma’am,” I replied. “We don’t carry them at this location.”

She fired back, ‘What, no one wears slips around here?”

Here’s where I go into smartass mode. “Nope, no one wears ’em here. It’s just a bunch of loose women walking around…”

Luckily, she was hard of hearing and didn’t catch that, but my coworkers were surprised I wasn’t fired on the spot. Oh well, you can’t mess with the West….