04th Sep2004

I Was Clearly Visitors 1-1222, Too…

by Will

Wow, I’m visitor #1223 to my own site. That’s my birthday. How’s coincidental….how quaint! What are the odds, eh?

(I hope nobody realizes I hit my own site 1222 times before this just for this little “coincidence” to work out! Those suckers! They’ll never figure it out….wait a minute…when you type it, it’s no longer a “whisper”. In fact, people can read this even though it’s in parentheses…And here I thought I was simply mumbling to myself…I think my plan has been foiled….turn myself in, or flee through the emergency hatch? Hatch it is!)