06th Aug2014

West Week Ever – 8/8/14

by Will




So, with all of the Guardians of the Galaxy hype, I decided to check out another James Gunn movie, Super. If you’ve never seen it, it stars Rainn Wilson as a guy who becomes a vigilante to save his wife from a drug dealer. Wilson becomes The Crimson Bolt, and Ellen Page is his sidekick, Bolty. It’s a really dark comedy, but I enjoyed it. I’m not so sure I’m cool with the ending, as there are a few unanswered questions, but it’s definitely worth checking out.

Girl Meets World has been renewed for a second season. This isn’t really a surprise, but I guess it’s good news for someone. I’ve watched a few episodes, but it’s nowhere near my new favorite show or anything. It’s way too schmaltzy, even for a Disney Channel show. I like when teens get into crazy adventures, while every episode of this show seems to have a heavy-handed message. Even Boy Meets World didn’t get as sentimental as this show. I guess I’ve been ruined by years of iCarly, where I expect every tween show to have snarky banter and food fights.


In other TV news, I caught the premiere of Partners. While it’s good that Martin and Kelsey are working again, this is a PASS. I miss the old, outrageous Martin, while he seems to be playing the straight man here. It just doesn’t work for me. It’s not that funny, and it’s certainly not Appointment Television.

James Corden may be Craig Ferguson’s successor on The Late Late Show. I tend to know my British pop culture, but I have no clue who he is. Moving on…


So, I caught Black Jesus last  night, even though I expected the gates of Hell to open at any moment. My opinion of the show: it’s definitely something. I hate to say it, but I laughed. A couple of times. I do feel, however, that the funniest stuff in the show would still be funny without the Jesus angle. Plus, there’s the whole Is He or Isn’t He aspect about Black Jesus. I mean, he seems to be some bum who thinks he’s Jesus, but he does have powers. They’ll probably never just come out and answer it, as that would be the end of the show. I felt kinda bad about watching it, but I’ll probably watch it again.

Warner Bros shocked the geek world on Wednesday when it was announced that Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice would be moved from May 2016 to March 2016. This takes it out of competition with Captain America 3, but it also prevents Warners from being able to label it a “Summer blockbuster”. They also announced a slate of 11 movies scheduled straight through to 2020, but no titles or actors have been announced, so this was pretty much an empty gesture. This could be a sign of DC finally getting its house in order, but that’s now how it’s being perceived online. For all of their planning, DC will always be compared to Marvel’s cinematic success. When people hear about more Marvel movies, they tend to get excited. On the flip side, when they hear about DC’s movie plans, they suddenly get pessimistic. Maybe DC will actually pull this off and succeed. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.


Call off the dogs, as the cast of The Big Bang Theory has reached an agreement over their contracts. I know a ton of you were probably hoping that negotiations would collapse, but the show now has the actors locked in through season 10. The three leads (Galecki, Parsons, and Cuoco-Sweeting) will end up making about $1M per episode, in addition to some of the money on the back end (merchandising, syndication, etc). The next tier, comprised of Kunal Nayyar and Simon Helberg, will make 80% of what the leads make, and also get the same percentage off the back end. I was surprised to learn that the other women on the show make almost nothing when compared to the others. At the moment, Melissa Rauch and Mayim Bialik make about $30,000 per episode, and their new deals will have them making $100K per episode by the final season.

In music news, a friend of mine from my college days, Tat Tong, is now a songwriter hitting the big time. His most recent song, “Happy Little Pill”, for artist Troye Sivan, just hit #1 on the Billboard trending chart, as well as #1 on the US iTunes chart. It’s a hauntingly beautiful song, and I’m both jealous of and proud of him.


The new Ninja Turtles movie comes out this week, and my pals over at The Robot’s Pajamas have put together Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Week. Be sure to hop over there and check out all the great posts they’ve put up over the course of the week.

Links I Loved

My 30 Year-Long Man Crush Timeline – UnderScoopFire!

Some Highlights from This Weekend’s Lego BrickFair – Cool & Collected

The Urge to Purge – Pop Pop! It’s Trash Culture

Classick Team-Up! #11: Engineernerd of TV and Film Toys – Cold Slither Podcast Network

SDCC 2014 – Interview with the Cast of Power Rangers Super Megaforce – Awesome Toy Blog

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal – Reborn – The Holidaze

In Case You Missed It This Week

Thrift Justice: YSE – Special Forces


Of course Guardians of the Galaxy had The West Week Ever! It’s a movie with a talking raccoon and tree monster that made $94 million in its opening weekend! While it was expected to be a modest success, nobody saw that coming. NOBODY. If you claim you did, I’ll call you a liar. I thought this was gonna be Marvel’s first bomb, but I’m sitting here, eating crow with Chick-Fil-A sauce. Chris Pratt’s on his way to being a big name, Batista’s gaining respect from the acting community, Marvel’s shutting down Etsy shops specializing in Baby Groots, and everyone loves Rocket. It’s been quite a 7-day run for Guardians, and it will probably end up winning the box office this weekend, too. I still think the plot was a bit thin, and the villains were barely fleshed out, but I won’t fight that it was a fun movie. I really need to see it again. In any case, for surprising EVERYBODY, Guardians of the Galaxy had the West Week Ever.

Welp, that’s it for this week, but be sure to tune in Tuesday when I’ll debut a brand new installment of “Reboot That Bitch”!