Jan 20th2004
(Last Night) I Didn’t Get To Sleep At All…

(Last Night) I Didn’t Get To Sleep At All…

“I know it’s not my fault, I did my best God knows this heart of mine could use a rest But more and more I find the...

Jan 13th2004
Bruce Wayne As A Disguise For Batman

Bruce Wayne As A Disguise For Batman

It’s been argued that, rather than “Batman” being a mask that Bruce Wayne wears, “Bruce Wayne” is actually a mask that Batman wears. “Bruce Wayne” died the...

Jan 13th2004
The Year of the Redneck

The Year of the Redneck

Well, it looks like Britney’s started a trend. Accordingly, I hereby proclaim 2004 as “The Year of the Redneck”. It seems that a redneck guy can sleep...

Dec 30th2003
Googling Myself

Googling Myself

You ever think you’re more important than you really are? I felt that way until recently. At Cornell, I was “Will West: A Cappella Star”. In college,...

Dec 30th2003
Miserable Failure

Miserable Failure

Hehe. Bored? You must be if you’re reading this. Anyway, looking for something funny? Go to Google. Type “miserable failure”, and click “I’m Feeling Lucky”.

Dec 26th2003
A Good Domain Is Hard To Find

A Good Domain Is Hard To Find

I swear that the internet is out to screw me. Why is everyone taking my domain names?!!! First, there was the willwest.com fiasco. That fuckin’ porn star...

Dec 03rd2003
Greatest Ranger of All Time

Greatest Ranger of All Time

Well, I’m certainly happier than a pig in shit! Jason David Frank is coming back to PR. If you know me, you’ll know what that means!!! 🙂...

Dec 03rd2003
Big Trouble In Little China

Big Trouble In Little China

Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton...

Nov 22nd2003
I Tend To Rant

I Tend To Rant

Now, for personal inspiration. One thing I’ve always admired about myself is that I’m tenacious. I’m not a quitter and I don’t give up on things even...

Nov 22nd2003
And Now, A Message From The Power Rangers

And Now, A Message From The Power Rangers

To this day, I still say that the meanest thing I’ve ever heard was on a “Message from the Power Rangers” public service announcement from about 10...