Sep 26th2003
Did He Die From His Addiction To Love?

Did He Die From His Addiction To Love?

Wow, Death’s working overtime in September. Today we mourn the loss of Mr. Robert Palmer. If that name is unfamiliar to you, just think back to when...

Sep 25th2003
And I Thought Dead Gangsters Were The Only Things Buried In The Desert

And I Thought Dead Gangsters Were The Only Things Buried In The Desert

In 1982, Atari put all of its financial weight into production of the E.T. video game. Now, keep in mind that this was during the time that...

Sep 21st2003
Cheesesteak PIZZA? Ugh…

Cheesesteak PIZZA? Ugh…

So, you’ve seen the commercials, but take my advice. That Domino’s Philly Cheesesteak Pizza? Don’t waste your time. Not unless you like shit. Gooey, sauceless shit.

Sep 21st2003
I’m Burning Up The Charts

I’m Burning Up The Charts

Woot! My song has been downloaded 6 times by now. You’ve heard of gold and silver. My single’s gonna go copper!

Sep 21st2003
1st Single: “Marina”

1st Single: “Marina”

Wanna hear my first single? Then you’re in luck: http://home.comcast.net/~greg.johnson.home/Marina.mp3

Sep 21st2003
Am I In The Band Now? Introducing E7

Am I In The Band Now? Introducing E7

So, it seems that I’m in a band now. Wait…don’t laugh! It’s not like Aerosmith or anything. We’re called “E7”. At the moment, I sing leads while...

Sep 20th2003
“We’re Just Ted Fans”

“We’re Just Ted Fans”

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Remember when I used to be in an a cappella group? ‘Cause apparently no one around here does. Tonight, I’m at the mall with Eric and...

Sep 17th2003
NASCARspicary

NASCARspicary

X-Entertainment just keeps ’em coming. An exerpt from their blog: “‘It is evident that the death of Dale Earnhardt Sr. was no accident. I suspect foul play....

Sep 17th2003
I Also Miss Juvenile Sales…

I Also Miss Juvenile Sales…

“Lionel Kiddie City turns a frown… upside down!” Boy, do I miss that! Christmas is right around the corner, folks.

Sep 17th2003
Wonder What The Goldfish Would Say

Wonder What The Goldfish Would Say

Another gem from X-Entertainment.com. This one’s for you, Catherine. “‘I think there should be a national cat killin’ holiday. And it should be done soon, before they...