22nd Nov2003

Baby, I Also Got Some Lotion At The Store…

by Will

So here’s an interesting exchange. The other night, I’m in my room, minding my own business, when out of nowhere, I hear, “William, the Victoria Secret Fashion Show is coming on!” Yup, the person yelling this to me was my mother. Now, why would my MOTHER want me to watch this? I coyly shunned it with, “I don’t watch that.” She dejectedly responded, “Oh, OK.”

I will never understand this woman.

10th Sep2003

“What’s A ‘Lezzie’?”

by Will

Parent 1: “What did you call her? What’s a ‘lezzie’?”

Parent 2: “It means your daughter likes vagina”

Man, do I love Nip/Tuck!

08th Sep2003


by Will

And now, a tribute to my Mommy’s favorite comic book: